Monday, February 28, 2011
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Don't blog after two beers.....seriously...don't!!
I just went through my previous blog and I just wanna kick myself in the head. Anyways, I am always allowed to be dumb and retarded for some few days per week. It's this new beer I was trying out and I ended up having to nurse a very very bad headache. Thanks Becks for the painkiller. That would have ruined my Bantu nite.
Just realized that Im not even that crazy about the Toniks song anymore. Tiwa Savage - Kele Kele, is killing the radiowaves.
This is definately my song of the week..."You think coz Im pretty im dumb dumb...see Im not sweet like tom tom"
I guess this puts away my Katy Perry infatuation for a while. It's Tiwa Savage for now.
Yes, Libs, thats a good resolution for this year....keep updating our blogs more regularly.....while sober *note to self.
Just realized that Im not even that crazy about the Toniks song anymore. Tiwa Savage - Kele Kele, is killing the radiowaves.
This is definately my song of the week..."You think coz Im pretty im dumb dumb...see Im not sweet like tom tom"
I guess this puts away my Katy Perry infatuation for a while. It's Tiwa Savage for now.
Yes, Libs, thats a good resolution for this year....keep updating our blogs more regularly.....while sober *note to self.
Friday, January 14, 2011
New Year...same old dumb dumb Fridays
Happy new year to y'all!!
Got say that Toniks is killing the new year with his dat girl hit...can't lie, cant stop playing it. big ups to Ugandan music. it only gets better.
So it's the new year but the same shit is still poppin'. Miss my dear drink buddy Libz....cant wait for her to get back...(we need to discuss our BFF credentials seeing as since you left, there hasn't been any pork nite or any rather fun activities....lol.)*come back soon...we miss ya.
Had a very fantastic new years nite....my boy proposed to his girlfriend. Was so ecstatic...felt like it was my own proposal. wish y'all the best in life.Good luck Eric and Becks. Always will be there. First time ever I have seen a relationship from day one up to this stage....I am still fighting for groomsman, in as much as I am delegating duties...like Libby and Paulo are flower girl and page boy....hehehehehe!!! Sorry about that, i just think it is so hilarious. Then I can validly tell Paulo to go home and sleep...hehe!!
Oh dear GOD....I dont even wanna talk about Go RED....another story,another time.
Otherwise the new year is going on great....cant stop listening to Toniks' "dat gal", dont drink Bell anymore...Im onto nile special....thanks to dennis(Tried Nyota today...fucked up), SINNED is still very tardy, Eric getting married, Chanda still has no filter, Paulo moving to the great white north, Ian....Ipsum, Ken...aviation, Rugi and Sheena expectin a baby, Darren....good luck with Rosebell, Jim,hope the other long distnace thingy works out,lol,hey Blondie, we are stuck as roomies, Becks, I hope 2011 is a much healthier year...not startng out on a good note. Libz, stay away from my left shoe this year and Im sure its gonna be so much fun this year, Jordyn, this is the year you try and not crack....go hard or go to Iguana......too many people in my life........y'all represent this year. It's all about progression...ON TO THE NEXT ONE, it's just so much shit goin on. New year but same shit goin on. Thats why i love my environment.
MAD LOVE TO Y'ALL............lets fuck up 2011
Got say that Toniks is killing the new year with his dat girl hit...can't lie, cant stop playing it. big ups to Ugandan music. it only gets better.
So it's the new year but the same shit is still poppin'. Miss my dear drink buddy Libz....cant wait for her to get back...(we need to discuss our BFF credentials seeing as since you left, there hasn't been any pork nite or any rather fun activities....lol.)*come back soon...we miss ya.
Had a very fantastic new years nite....my boy proposed to his girlfriend. Was so ecstatic...felt like it was my own proposal. wish y'all the best in life.Good luck Eric and Becks. Always will be there. First time ever I have seen a relationship from day one up to this stage....I am still fighting for groomsman, in as much as I am delegating duties...like Libby and Paulo are flower girl and page boy....hehehehehe!!! Sorry about that, i just think it is so hilarious. Then I can validly tell Paulo to go home and sleep...hehe!!
Oh dear GOD....I dont even wanna talk about Go RED....another story,another time.
Otherwise the new year is going on great....cant stop listening to Toniks' "dat gal", dont drink Bell anymore...Im onto nile special....thanks to dennis(Tried Nyota today...fucked up), SINNED is still very tardy, Eric getting married, Chanda still has no filter, Paulo moving to the great white north, Ian....Ipsum, Ken...aviation, Rugi and Sheena expectin a baby, Darren....good luck with Rosebell, Jim,hope the other long distnace thingy works out,lol,hey Blondie, we are stuck as roomies, Becks, I hope 2011 is a much healthier year...not startng out on a good note. Libz, stay away from my left shoe this year and Im sure its gonna be so much fun this year, Jordyn, this is the year you try and not crack....go hard or go to Iguana......too many people in my life........y'all represent this year. It's all about progression...ON TO THE NEXT ONE, it's just so much shit goin on. New year but same shit goin on. Thats why i love my environment.
MAD LOVE TO Y'ALL............lets fuck up 2011
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Have you noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.........now introducing to you...."THE MENACE"
I have a very good friend I like to call "THE MENACE".... well his name backwards spells out as "SINNED"...lol.... oh how convenient! That should be a very good hint for him when he comes across this and I will vehemently deny this being about him...... is it even about him?? Who knows?
However, you would think that this guy was born 3 months past his due date. "SINNED" is the poster child of tardiness. He really really really struggles with punctuality.It is unbelievable how tardy this guy is. No matter how many times he holds everyone back, I am still disgustingly amazed at how he keeps a very straight face. It's now not really anymore about horribly pathetic poor time management, it's looking like this is gonna be a lifelong pattern. Im not very well versed with his finance patterns but I am almost certain he waits till the last shilling to go to the ATM.lol.
These are a few key examples of how tardy he is.
1. He will order first at the restaurant but will then change his order after everyone is done ordering and this maybe because he heard someone order for something better or he just blatantly wants to annoy everyone by ordering something else.
2.He was supposed to do some work with us at the agency this week and we happened to have a few delays. I met him later that evening and he said he didn't want to be held up for nothing so he wont be able to come and do it the next day unless we called him way way in advance.... the nerve this kid has.lol.
3. He pressures everybody to get ready to go out on weekends. He does take the initiative to freshen up first and change, however, he doesn't wear his shirt till everyone else does.
4.After everyone else is now dressed and ready to go, it's time for the Menace to start making that ever so grand decision whether the shirt he wore looks good on him. By now he should know what answer to expect from everyone.
5.Lastly, everyone walks to the car and just as he gets to the car, he ALWAYS..... and I mean ALWAYS makes a mad dash back to the house for three specific reasons..... change his shirt, dampen his face for freshness and to get a spare shirt. LITERALLY in that order.
By now,everyone is seething in the car and yelling out his name. Then he comes out strolling without a worry in the world and like clock work he asks the same question all the time.....WHAT??
Well, he always gets the same response....NO RESPONSE!
I'm not even disturbed by the fact that he runs late anymore. We all run late every so often but the fact that this happens all the time with him. So I am now questioning my own sanity of how I know it's gonna happen but yet I almost blow a fuse when it happens. I'm starting to think he actually enjoys it.....which he does, to be quite honest. I really put the stamp on this fact when he said he liked Mr Gilbert,the psychotic head of 6 form on the BBC show "The Inbetweeners." Really, of all the hilarious characters, he picked the most sadistic,ironic guy...........thats gotta tell us all something. But again, the Menace is one hell of a great fella. No one makes a Friday nite that much dramatic than he does.
Introducing to you......" THE MENACE". Th th thth tha thats all folks.
However, you would think that this guy was born 3 months past his due date. "SINNED" is the poster child of tardiness. He really really really struggles with punctuality.It is unbelievable how tardy this guy is. No matter how many times he holds everyone back, I am still disgustingly amazed at how he keeps a very straight face. It's now not really anymore about horribly pathetic poor time management, it's looking like this is gonna be a lifelong pattern. Im not very well versed with his finance patterns but I am almost certain he waits till the last shilling to go to the ATM.lol.
These are a few key examples of how tardy he is.
1. He will order first at the restaurant but will then change his order after everyone is done ordering and this maybe because he heard someone order for something better or he just blatantly wants to annoy everyone by ordering something else.
2.He was supposed to do some work with us at the agency this week and we happened to have a few delays. I met him later that evening and he said he didn't want to be held up for nothing so he wont be able to come and do it the next day unless we called him way way in advance.... the nerve this kid has.lol.
3. He pressures everybody to get ready to go out on weekends. He does take the initiative to freshen up first and change, however, he doesn't wear his shirt till everyone else does.
4.After everyone else is now dressed and ready to go, it's time for the Menace to start making that ever so grand decision whether the shirt he wore looks good on him. By now he should know what answer to expect from everyone.
5.Lastly, everyone walks to the car and just as he gets to the car, he ALWAYS..... and I mean ALWAYS makes a mad dash back to the house for three specific reasons..... change his shirt, dampen his face for freshness and to get a spare shirt. LITERALLY in that order.
By now,everyone is seething in the car and yelling out his name. Then he comes out strolling without a worry in the world and like clock work he asks the same question all the time.....WHAT??
Well, he always gets the same response....NO RESPONSE!
Mr Tardy.....lol.
I'm not even disturbed by the fact that he runs late anymore. We all run late every so often but the fact that this happens all the time with him. So I am now questioning my own sanity of how I know it's gonna happen but yet I almost blow a fuse when it happens. I'm starting to think he actually enjoys it.....which he does, to be quite honest. I really put the stamp on this fact when he said he liked Mr Gilbert,the psychotic head of 6 form on the BBC show "The Inbetweeners." Really, of all the hilarious characters, he picked the most sadistic,ironic guy...........thats gotta tell us all something. But again, the Menace is one hell of a great fella. No one makes a Friday nite that much dramatic than he does.
Introducing to you......" THE MENACE". Th th thth tha thats all folks.
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